What happens when you have a 7…

What happens when you have a 7 layer and a 5 layer burrito for dinner?

You don’t know how much your t…

You don’t know how much your thumb is used until it is the tip of it is accidentally sliced off with a Santoku whilst preparing dinner.

Never thought a theater movie …

Never thought a theater movie was too loud until this week. Am I getting old?

Of all days to have your heate…

Of all days to have your heater go out. Hope the hvac parts store is open.

Is driving with a stack of pal…

Is driving with a stack of palettes 3 times as tall as your mid-sized truck dangerous? http://t.co/5QgbieMD

Cooking Santa Maria Tri-Tip #f…

Cooking Santa Maria Tri-Tip #feels goodman http://t.co/Og9cq0LL

Oh, Regular Expressions, how d…

Oh, Regular Expressions, how do I love to debug thee? Let me count the ways ^(\+|-)?\d+$

Pretty lights in the sky tonig…

Pretty lights in the sky tonight.

So annoyed that USBank doesn’t…

So annoyed that USBank doesn’t offer after hours phone support.

averted the phone book guy fro…

averted the phone book guy from littering on my doorstep just moments ago.